#9 (44) A 1000 Jewish Proverbs+: (In Progress)

#9
(Because of Large Size of this Post,
it is extended under the "Jesus Prophecy" Post.)
"It's NOT the Mouse that's the Thief!

It's the HOLE in the WALL!"
(The  MOST IMPORTANT  Jewish Proverb
of ALL!  Why?  Because it shows the
Importance of the Law of Cause & Effect!
Which allows you to understand
 HOW THINGS WORK!
Which is the MOST IMPORTANT THING in
GETTING WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE!
Finding out the  True  Cause & Effect Relationships!
A WHOLE RELIGION is based on that CONCEPT!
= NON-GOKU BUDDHISM =
Chanting:  "NOM ME OHO RENGE KEYO."

"If God lived on Earth, All his Windows

would be BROKEN!"  (From people blaming

God for everything & throwing rocks!  Ha!)

"With "IF'S" an ANT could carry an Elephant!"
Doctors & Grave-Diggers are Partners.
(The grave-digger digs the grave & the doctor puts you in it.)
Before you Speak, you are the Master.
After you speak, your are the Slave.
God works thru man.
The Devil also works for God.
Satan was one of the sons of God who
Came before God.  (Job)
It's NOT Paranoia, IF
It's True!  (H/K)
It's Not Paranoia, IF
It COULD be TRUE!  (B/R)
Extreme Logic is a
Kind of Insanity!
"Live FREE or DIE!" (N/H)
It's ALWAYS a good idea to
Procrastinate Suicide!  Ha!
School-Boy's Definition of FAITH.
"Saying you believe what
You KNOW ain't So." (M/T)
FAITH = BELIEF = ASSUMPTION.
"To Assume is to be deceived."
ASSUMPTION is Self-Deception.
FAITH is Self-Deception!
"Faith is the SUBSTANCE (?) of
Things HOPED for & the
EVIDENCE (?) of things
Not Seen.  (N/T  BBL)
He not busy being born is
Busy Dying.  (B/D)
Happy as a Dead Pig in a Snow Bank!
Chickens are USED TO being killed.  Ha!
(They see it coming & resign themselves.)
There's more than one way to skin a cat.
Curiosity killed the cat.
God helps them that help themselves.
There is never Revenge without Grief!
Revenge is ALLWAYS a Mistake!
"Revenge is a Season in Hell." (Mafia)
Revenge is a SIN!
"You shall not take Revenge or
Hold a Grudge."  (Deut.)
"Vengance is Mine says YHWH (God)...
I will Repay!"  So...
I don't have to!  & Don't have to
Worry about it.  God will take care of it!
"Be Perfect with YHWH your God &
All your Enemies will be Smitten
Before your face!"  ...Instead of
You Smitten before your Enemies!
That's what I want to SEE!
The Best Revenge is Living Well!
Your HATE does more Damage to
You than to your Enemies!
"You can never be Too Rich or Too Thin."
(Duchess of Windsor)
What is the Oldest Profession?  Prostitute.
What is the Second Oldest Profession?  Wife.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Better get Drunk than Kill Yourself!  Ha!
One doesn't DIE among Jews!
(Thou shalt not kill.)
"Some Students spend so much time studying,

They leave themselves no time to THINK!"

"The THIEF when he is about to be caught

By the Police, PRAYS to God for HELP

To ESCAPE!"  He thinks God will Help him?

Do YOU think so?

"Sometimes what a man thinks up for himself,

Is a 1000 times worse than what his worst

Enemy could think up for him!"

"A MAN'S LIFE is Often built on a Proverb."

"Money is the answer to EVERYTHING!"

(Solomon)

"If the horse knew what it COULD do, it

would kill its rider."

"If the horse knew what it COULD do, it

Would unlock the barn door & jump the

Fence & run away to the prairie to
Eat, Sleep & Copulate!" Ha!

"The ONLY one who KNOWS anything,

Is the one who KNOWS he KNOWS

NOTHING!" (Talmud)  Wrong!  The ONLY

ONE who knows anything is the one who comes

to Realize & Believe he Knows Nothing.  There

Is no Certain knowledge!  There is ONLY Belief

Of various degrees of  UNCERTAINTY! 

There is no KNOWLEDGE;  There are Only Opinions!

"It's ALWAYS a Mistake to GO Broke!"

"Wealthy is not so Great, as Poverty

IS  WRETCHED!"

"There is NONE poorer than the Dog, &

NONE Richer than the Pig!"
Waste not, Want not
Eat it up, Wear it out
Make it do or Do without!

The Road to Hell is paved

With Good Intentions.
The Road to the Grave Yard
Passes through the Town of Hell.
We dig our graves with our Teeth.
The Road to the Grave Yard is
Paved with Pain!
Why did the People kill Jesus?
They didn't like his Words!  Ha!
You should Serve your Country &
join the Army.  Ha!
"If you think it's such a good IDEA,
Why don't YOU do it?
What good is this country to me if
I am DEAD?!
I have done So Much with
So Little for So Long,
That I can now
Do EVERYTHING with NOTHING!
Why  do I NOT already have
Everything I could ever want in life?
"What we have here is a
Failure to Communicate"
(Movie:  Cool Hand Luke)
All lack is a lack of KNOWLEDGE!
Lack of the Knowledge of
What you want &
How to get it.
People DIE from a Lack of Knowledge!
(Hosea 4:12)
Assuming is an IDIOT'S Game.
When you got Nothing,
You got Nothing to Lose!  (Dylan)
Take what you want & Pay for it.
When you Go, You Know. 
When You Come back,
You DON'T KNOW.
Do what you have to do to
Get where you have to go. (I)
Use what you HAVE, TO
Get what you Want.
The Day of one's Death is
Better than the Day of one's Birth. (S)
Physician, Heal Thyself!  (J)
The Future is Set in Stone!
It IS!  It cannot be Otherwise!
The Future is like a River Flowing
To the Sea.
Go with the Flow!
Whatever Will Be, Will Be.
For a Little Love,
You Pay all your Life!
You can Lead a Horse to Water, but
You can't make him Drink.
Selling is Leading the Horse to Water &
Making him Drink!
How do you make the Horse Drink?
How do Taverns make people drink Beer?
Feed em SALTY PEANUTS!  Ha!
Happiness is OWING NOTHING! (I)
I can make myself DO
 Everything I want myself to DO.
I can Stop myself from Doing
Everything I don't want myself to Do!
I am my own best Slave.
The Secret of Success IS
Constancy of Purpose. (B. D'Israeli)
Only the Humble Don't Stumble.
"Honor among Thieves."
Half a FOOL is a very Wise Man!
One Fool can break what
Ten Wise-Men can't fix!
Don't show a Fool a Job
Half DONE.
He is no Fool who gives
What he cannot keep to
Get what he cannot Lose.
(Said of those dying, supposedly
to go to Heaven to be with Jesus!
Or of Suicides?)
The Future is what the Present
Is Becoming.
(Process of Time.)
The Milky Way Galaxy expanding
for unknown Eons from
A Black Hole the
Size of a Pin Head
In its Center.
Do NOT follow a Mob to Violence!
Two Heads are Better than One!
Two Heads are WORSE than One!
Evil Companions CORRUPT
Good Morals!
One Bad Apple SPOILS
The Whole Barrel.
Jack of ALL Trades;
Master of NONE!
There is NO END to the
Vindictiveness of Princes!
The King's Messenger is
Also a King!
We always tend to think that
Everybody Else is always Happy.
People are about as Happy as
They make up their minds to BE. (A/L)
Abraham Lincoln suffered from
Clinical Depression=Melancholy.
People BELIEVE pretty much what
They WANT to BELIEVE. (M)
God Doesn't RECIPROCATE!
Why should he?  He gives us Everything &
We are his SLAVES!  Ha!
"What good is a Barren Jack-Ass to me?"
"I hear you MURMURING in your
Tents!  I'm gonna KILL all of you &
Make a Nation out of Moses." &
He DID!  Eventually!
"Get out of your tent & go
Look around for Food & Water!
God has provided!"
"God feeds the Sparrows!
Are YOU not worth much more??
Oh ye of little Faith!"  Ha!
With the Living there is Hope.
A Miss is as good as a Mile!
A man in Alaska lost in a Blizzard
Died frozen to death only 10 feet from
Door of his Cabin.
Lack of Knowledge!
If you don't know what you want,
Then what you want is to
Find out what you want, because
That is the First Step to
Getting everything you want in Life!
If you don't know what you want,
There's no way in the whole wide World
to get it.
What can you DO?
Siddartha's Answer:
I can Think & Wait & Fast.

"It's not the Fisherman or his tackle that

Catches the Fish, it's the BAIT!"
Hoping & Waiting makes
Fools out Smart People.
From your Mouth to
God's Ear.
If we Define our Terms &
Tell the Truth,
We will be unable to Disagree!
(Aristotle)
The Unexamined Life is
Not Worth Living  (--soon
becomes so & leads to Death!)
(Socrates)

"When POVERTY walks in the front door,

LOVE flies out the Window!" Ha!
There is Nobody Smarter or Wiser
Than the God of Israel!
There is Nothing Smarter or Wiser
Than God's Law!
There is NOTHING Smarter or Wiser for
ME to DO than to
Fear God & Keep his Commandments.
For Perfect Peace & Happiness &
To Prolong your Life.....
Be Perfect with YHWH your God.

"YOU can have Heaven & Hell in THIS

EXISTENCE!"

"MONEY is Round.  It ROLLS away

From you!"

"The WHOLE WORLD is ONE THIEF!"

"IF all men pulled together, they could

Flip the World over!"

"Many STRAWS, Bind an Elephant!"

"Man sharpens Man, like Iron sharpens Iron."

"When you don't know what to do, The

WORST  thing you CAN DO  is ANYTHING,

But Stop everything else & Think till you DO know what

To DO!"  At least Think you know!

"Better DO NOTHING, than make SOMETHING

INTO NOTHING"

"You don't have to do Nothing!  & That ain't no LIE!"

(You can do something!  --anything!)

What goes around from you, is
what comes around to you.

"What you DO, comes back to YOU!  Sooner or

Later, One way or another."

"Learn to SAY, "I don't Know."

"If you say a thing often enough, YOU'LL

Come to BELIEVE it!"

"To ASSUME is to be DECEIVED!"

"If you're at odds with your Rabbi,

Make Friends with your Bartender."

"The Rabbi says, "ENJOY!" & drinks

Up all the Wine!" Ha!

"If you ASK the Rabbi a QUESTION,

He will find something WRONG!"

"ONE should NEVER BE, where one

Does NOT BELONG!" (Dylan)

"The CAT loves Fish, but hates to get

its FEET wet!

IF you want something, you must work for it.

NOTHING is TOO DIFFICULT!  You only

Have to Learn How!

The WORLD is built on THREE PILLARS:

Money, Money, & MONEY!

With NO MONEY, it's NO WORLD!

It's a BIG WORLD, full of

Millions of LITTLE WORLDS.

To save a LIFE is as to save the whole UNIVERSE!

YOU don't know what you can DO till you TRY.

IF at First you don't succeed, Try, Try Again! &

Again & Again & Again & never give up!

You haven't Failed till you Give Up or

Drop Dead While Trying!

IF God answered Prayer, the Rich would be

Paying the Poor to Pray for them.  Ha!

Who depends on Miracles is a Fool. 

They don't happen so often!

A  WISEMAN  learns from a FOOL,

But a FOOL doesn't LEARN!

POVERTY is HARD HEADED!

(Stubborn & can't Learn.)

One man's meat is another man's poison.

It's good to have Money!  It's even

Better to have a SAY OVER IT!

TO EXAGERATE invariably weakens

Your CREDIBILITY.

"ONE GOD" & So many ENEMIES!

Though it looks impossibly difficult & we are totally inadequate to the task, stick to it steadily & you will see great progress!  (B Frnkln) The train takes 97% of the engine’s power to start moving, but once moving it only takes 7% to keep it rolling! Work is great!  It dignifies man. A Job is great for making money, but it takes away your leisure for thinking. He’s so heavenly minded, that he’s no Earthly good. When Poverty walks in the front door,  Love flies out the window. The Wife doesn’t care how hard the Husband has to work for the Money, as long as he has Life Insurance! No occupation will ever cease from the World. Two can keep a Secret, IF one of them is Dead! Actions speak louder than words. Silence is Also an Answer. A child’s wisdom is also wisdom. You are not even Sure who your Mother & Father are! The World is full of B/S, but it won’t hurt you if you don’t INHALE! You can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear. Don’t look a Gift Horse in the Mouth. Wanna Friend?  Get a Dog! If you’re so Smart, how come you’re not Rich? Easy Come; Easy Go. Money makes the World go round. Love makes the World go round. Money can’t buy me Love.  ISZATSO? The Poor Man’s roast & the Rich Man’s Death are smelled at a distance. Rich Relatives are Close Relatives. The Greased Palm makes everything go easier. Money is Lubrication. The Squeaking Wheel gets the Oil. The Wheels of God grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine. “Today YOU will be with me in Paradise.”   Oblivion & Obliteration –Feeling no Pain is better than nailed to a cross through your hands & feet with a spear in your gut & broken legs  with nothing but vinegar to drink!  Ha!  Better than a Poke in the Eye with a sharp stick! People who live in Glass Houses shouldn't Throw Stones!  What does it mean to be Born?  ANS:  Come into the World KNOWING NOTHING.  What does it mean to be BORN AGAIN?  ANS:  To REALIZE that you  STILL   KNOW NOTHING! The only one who KNOWS anything is the one who KNOWS  he KNOWS NOTHING. (Talmud)  WRONG!  More Correct:  The only one who knows anything is the one who  comes to REALIZE & BELIEVE he KNOWS NOTHING!  (There is no CERTAIN KNOWLEDGE!   There is ONLY BELIEF of various degrees of  UNCERTAINTY!  There are only OPINIONS in the World! Who knows whether a thing is Good or Bad?  You never know!  Not even God knows ALL of the Future!  (According to the Bible.)   It remains to be Seen! The son fell off his horse & broke his leg, & cried out, “HORRIBLE!  Why this happen to me?”  The Father said, “Who knows whether a thing is Good or Bad?  You never know!  Not even God knows ALL of the Future!  (According to the Bible.)  The next day the Army came to draft the son to fight the war against Ghengis Khan who was killing everybody in his path across the country side!  But he couldn’t go.  So his broken leg turned out GOOD!  Nothing is Good or Bad EXCEPT THINKING makes it so. The Day of one’s Death is BETTER, than the Day of one’s Birth.  (Solomon) Does that mean that Death is Better than Life? The Bible says Solomon turned  away from God in his old age (only about 60.)  Was he depressed from  too much of everything?  --700 wives & 300 concubines,  houses, food, sex, books?  Ha! A man has only two problems!  -- His Tongue & hia penis!  Ha!  A living Dog is better than a Dead Lion. When you see your Enemy punished by God, Don’t Laugh!   Because God will see it &  STOP PUNISHING him!   (Solomon didn’t seem to realize that God could read his mind!  Ha!) To him who must depend on others for food,  the World seems Dark. When a man falls on hard times, he remembers living in his father’s house. When you FEEL BAD, the World LOOKS EVIL! When you FEEL GREAT, the World seems a WONDERFUL PLACE! Don’t cut off your Nose, to Spite your Face! If the Shoe fits, wear it. Don’t lie down in a Sick Man’s Bed! Take a Bath once a month!  Whether you NEED it or NOT!  Ha! Love your Fellow Man!  But don’t FOOL YOURSLEF!  (Cause he ain’t  gonna love you &  is likely to ROB You!) Love God!  Because he says:   “Love me or I will KILL YOU!” God is the CAUSE of Everything!   It’s ALL God’s Fault!  But  only a FOOL BLAMES God!  Because you only have  control over YOURSELF!   It does  NO GOOD  to Blame God or anybody else, but YOURSELF!  If you’re the one crying, YOU’RE the ONE to BLAME! A man mauled almost to Death by a Bear in the Woods, said:  “That was a very Evil Bear!”  & the Eskimo who saved his life said,   “It was YOUR FAULT!  It is the Bear’s Nature.” & what about Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Truman, who killed 300,000 men, women, & children with  the push of a button?! One should never be where one does not belong!  (Dylan) Don’t sell the Skin off the Bear that’s still in the Woods! British Definition of a Jew:   Someone who tries to make a living without using his hands.  Ha! What the EYE don’t See, the Hand won’t Steal. (From Bible story of Hezekiah.) The Manager’s Eyes will do more Work than  both his Hands. The Owner is Kind, but his hand holds a Whip. The Police don’t NEED you, & they Expect the Same!  (DL) Every time you turn around, there’s another  Hard-Luck Story that you’re gonna hear. (DL) Just ONE MORE PERSON CRYING. (DL) Don’t go mistaking Paradise for  that House across the Road.  (DL) Don’t take a Knife to a Gun Fight! There’s Nothing so powerful as an IDEA whose Time has Come!  (Hugo) Why did God make sex?   So men would Talk to Women.  (Woman’s Joke) Don’t PITY Man!  Pity what is NOT Man! Get down on your hands & knees & Thank God you’re still on your FEET!  (Irish) When it Rains, it Pours. Troubles always seem to come in THREES. You will never make any progress, till you learn to Cringe.  Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd. He that walks around his property every day,  will find a Silver Dollar! Before you can get TEN, you must Learn how to get one! The World will never get any better, till Laughter be ABOLISHED!  (GB Shaw) Three things cannot be hidden:  Love, coughing, & Poverty. Commit a crime & the World turns to Glass! He that starts the Day late, must run all day & not catch up. A Day late & a Dollar Short. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s nothing to be proud of either. The Birds of the Air hate a Miser. The Mouse by industry & diligence ATE the Copper Cable in Two!  Ha! Gold glitters!  Even in the Mud! Speech is Silver.  Silence is Gold. What we have here is a Failure to Communicate!  (Movie: Cool Hand Luke) All FAILURE is a Failure to Communicate! Religion is the Opium of the Masses. The Masses are Asses.   –Cattle corralled by the Government. See a man HASTY in his Words?  There’s more hope for   a FOOL! Poverty is Hard Headed!  --Stubborn & Can’t Learn! People DIE from Lack of KNOWLEDGE!  If they KNEW How to stay alive, they wouldn’t DIE!  All LACK is a Lack of KNOWLEDGE!  --Lack of the KNOWLEDGE of What you Want & How to Get it! He who answers a question before he hears it, is a FOOL! We’re always thinking that everybody else is Happy. Happiness is going to a better situation. You can get used to anything. The Habit starts out like a Spider-web Strand & quickly grows to a string, cord, rope & Ship Rope! If you never drank anything but vinegar, you’d never know anything sweeter existed. Everybody’s LOOKING for SOMETHING. I never Rush.  I never Hurry.  I’m never Hasty. I never make a sudden Move or sudden Decision. I never Panic.  I never Strain.  I’m never Careless. I never Strive.  I never Strain.  I never Struggle. I never Curse!  It just makes things Worse! & Worse!  &  WORSE! I never suffer any Tension or Stress for more than a few seconds!   I stay extremely sensitive to any smallest Stress, & notice it immediately & immediately Get Away from Stress Quick! I stay extremely sensitive to any smallest Tension & notice it immediately & immediately Relax to the Max & stay Relaxed while doing everything else, & if I can’t stay Relaxed while doing everything else, I stop everything else & Relax to the Max till I CAN Stay Relaxed while doing everything else. Show a man what he Wants, & he’ll move Heaven & Earth to Get it!  (D Carnegie) The Rain drives you into the house, &  the Woman drives you OUT!  The Woman, they say, has long hair & short Sense. There’s no Fool like an OLD FOOL! God gave the man legs & set him down &  let him RUN!  --Right into Trouble! Stay out of Trouble! A FOOL has to do a lot of running! A FOOL needs a lot of Shoes. The FOOL thinks there’s NO GOD! There’s nobody more enslaved than the President! For a LITTLE LOVE, you pay all your Life. You struggle all your Life to get to the Top, &  you find out it’s on the Bottom!  (DL) Freedom is not worth Fighting for. The three LIES written on Money:   “In God we trust.  Liberty & Freedom.”  Who sets the Slaves Free will be killed by the Owners.  “You shall Know the Truth &  the Truth will set you free.”  “Crucify him!” Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder. Freedom is in the Eye of the Beholder. God says, “I give you every Green Herb.”   The Government says, “You can’t have it.”  Why?   Maybe it makes the slaves wise & sets them more free? & they make a lot of money from outlawing it --CONFISCATING!  There is Strength in UNION!  Many threads bind an Elephant.   The Government is Organized, but the people are not.   “If we don’t hang together, we’ll HANG separately!  (B Frnkln)

If you cast your Pearls before swine, they will rend you &  trample you & your Pearls  under foot & crucify you! The Four Most Important Questions: What am I Doing?  Why am I Doing it?  Is it Essential? What IS Essential?  What is more important than Life?  Avoiding Hopeless Pain that Causes Suicide.  Why people commit suicide. What Profit to gain the whole World or any small portion of it, but lose your own Life?   People Perish--Die Physical Death because of Lack of Knowledge!  Where do you get Knowledge?  From Asking Questions! The IMPORTANT THING is to  NOT STOP asking Questions!  (Einstein) Why did Einstein Die?  He didn't ask the Right Questions!   He Stopped Asking Questions!  When you Die,  WHY  will it be?  YOU  didn't spend enough time Asking the Right Questions! For MAN, it is IMPOSSIBLE!  But, With God ALL things are Possible. To him who Believes,  ALL things are Possible.   With the Faith of a Grain of Mustard Seed, you can Move YOUR Mountain!  How do you get the Faith of a Grain of Mustard Seed?   Brainstorm till you think you have an IDEA that will Work.  When you think you see HOW, then you have the Faith of a grain of mustard seed, TO TRY!   If you don't TRY, you certainly CAN NOT SUCCEED! You don't know what you can do TILL YOU TRY!  The ONLY WAY to find out what you CAN DO is to TRY! Your ONLY POSSIBILITY for Success is to TRY! To make Success Certain, You must  try & fail & study your Failure to Learn How to make your Failure Impossible to Make your Success Certain.   Life is a Game to see who can DIE with the most Toys. You gain possessions till you lose your Life & all your Possessions!  Can there be thought & memory with out a Physical Brain? Or Computer Chip?  Is Thought a Physical Thing?   Is Thought ONLY the result of Physical Activity of Brain Cells? People DIE because of WRONG BELIEF!   Wrong Faith of a Grain of Mustard Seed!  Thoughts that KILL!:  I can't.  You can't.   Nobody has ever done it.  Nobody CAN do it.  It can't be done.  It's impossible. You're stupid to try.   Why try?  It can't be done.  You're wasting your time.   But, you're wasting your time ANYWAY!    What's BETTER to waste your time on?   BE HAPPY NOW!  AVOID PAIN!  Try to Prolong your Life! Be Perfect with YHWH your God. It's impossible to Live forever.  It's impossible to slow & stop the aging process &  reverse the effects of aging & live forever young!   It's impossible to become younger & live forever young.   I can't, therefore I don't TRY.  It's impossible to FIND OUT How to Live forever young.  You're gonna Live AFTER you DIE!  HA! Who would wanna live THAT WAY? In this Corruptible Body!  Be Careful what you Wish for;  You just might get it!  Ha! There IS NO DEATH!  (Mary B. Eddy's TombStone --Founder of Christian Science) Everybody GOTTA GET OLD & DIE!  It's DECREED by God!  It is appointed unto Man once to Die!  & after  THIS  the JUDGEMENT!  (After What?) But!  Isn't it the OTHER Way around?!   God said, Keep my Commandments or Die.  So why do so many people think they will be  punished in Hell AFTER they die?  Where did God say that?  Where is it written in Stone?  Where does it say that you have to get married before having sex?  You can't find it! All your RATS Died, & You're gonna Die Too!  Ha!   Ponce De Leon found the Fountain of Youth & drank & became a baby & couldn't feed himself &  starved to death!  The Fountain of Youth became the Fountain of Death.  Ha!   If Death is Inevitable, what difference does it make WHEN you die?  The RESULT is the SAME!  Footprints in sand washed away by the surf.  SO!  I can't live forever.   I should kill myself?  Ha! Go Figure!   You should Live So Long! A man should  stay alive, IF only out of Curiosity. Today is as good a day to die as any.  (Am Indian) A chicken can't live forever, what difference does it make WHEN it dies?  Oblivion & Obliteration!  Optimum time to be cooked in the pot!   & Holocaust Victims?  & MANKIND?    A Chimpanzee has 98% similar DNA to MAN! Same Flesh, Bones, Blood, Hair.   If you teach it to talk will it have an IMMORTAL SOUL?  Ha! What are YOU thinking?   Is it B/S & Silly Non-Sense?  Ha!  How do you KNOW? What the hell's the matter with you?! You think you can LIE to YOURSELF?! It can't be done! You think you can disobey God & get away with it?  Are you trying to lie to yourself?  You think you can lie to God?   He who tells the Truth will be Run Out of 9 Towns.   A LIE you Must Not Tell.  The TRUTH you don't HAVE to tell. The TRUTH is not dead or alive.  It STRUGGLES.    Don't kill your enemy, you just  put him out of his misery.  (Japan) You become what you do.  (JP) You learn by Doing.   A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.    You get what you pay for.   The Lazy man ends up walking further.  The Stingy man ends up paying more.  The IDEA only works IF YOU work! The IDEA comes easier than Making it So! Easier Said than Done.  With an Idea & a Dime, you can go to the Bank.  Which is more important:  Money or Knowledge? We get our Life for free from God, but have to Earn our living from man by hard work! Money doesn't grow on trees or fall from the sky.  Suicide is against the law--destroying State Property  --you get the death penalty!  Ha!  The man who killed his parents, asked the Judge for leniency because he was an orphan.  Ha! Three Kinds of People:  Who see things happening;  Who Make things happen;  Who wonder what's  happening. "What's HAPPINGING?!"  ENTROPY! Many people see things.  Few understand! You will never repay the debt you owe your parents.   In Tokyo a man jumped from a tall building & hit a new young bride & killed her, but he survived.   If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.   Fools ride.  Wiseman walk.  To lose your Money is Nothing.  To lose your confidence is EVERYTHING! It takes 10 million FOOLS to make 1 FOOL a Lottery Winner!   If you don't have time to do it right, When will  you have time to do it OVER?    Married in a Hurry & Stuck for Good! Haste makes Waste!   If you can't work for yourself,  You'll always have to Work for someone else! With Luck you will succeed & get rich.  He who disparages his parents will have no luck! If I would imitate him, who would imitate me?  With a little Charisma, you are no longer ordinary. We make our own luck.  Luck is Preparation meeting Opportunity.  "You should Serve your Country!" "Join the Army!" What good is this country to me, IF I am Dead?!  Who gives to the Poor, Lends to the Lord.   Heavy Purse/Light heart;  Light Purse/Heavy Heart!  Cows selling for $1 & I haven't got $1!  It rains GOLD & the FOOL hides under the porch!   If you want to do something, but don't know how &  Ask 10 strangers,  you will be amazed at all the ideas they give that you didn't think of!   It never hurts to ASK! It's very easy to:  Give Money, Loan Money, Spend  Money, but it's very difficult to Ask for Money, Borrow Money,  Repay Money, Make Money!   The Wind Blows & the Garbage Flies high!  You Loan your friend Money, & you Lose your  Friend, & you Lose your Money!  Who Greets the Poor Vagabond?  The Cold Winter Wind & Wild Dogs! Not everyone the dogs bark at is a Thief. If he's a Jew, you know he's a thief.  (Wrong! There's Good & Bad in every race.) The Gipsy mother tells her son.   It's OK for a Gipsy to steal, because  a Gipsy stole the Nails from Jesus' Cross. God doesn't Bargain & God doesn't Change. (Wrong!  God DOES Bargain!   He says:  "IF  You Obey, I will Bless you & love you."  God LIVES &  LEARNS & therefore CHANGES! It's not a crime to steal from a thief.  (Wrong!  It's a crime to Receive Stolen Goods!)   God said, I GIVE you the Promised Land.  All you gotta do  is go over there & KILL all the People living there!  Ha! A million times more Money is spent on Weapons & War than to feed Orphans & Poor Starving People.   It shows the Priorities!  Of whoever rules this World! Cow Manure is 13% Protein!  Dogs & Beetles  Thrive on it!   Nobody need Starve to Death!  Ha!   The Cow has 3 stomachs--all Holding Tanks for Rot for Bacteria to break down the Grass!   Dung makes the Crops Grow!  The Dog in its Hunger eats Dung. IF!   Is the MOST IMPORTANT word in the English language!  Why?   Because it tells You what you need First to be able to get What you want! The 3 Most Important Words in the English Language are COULD'VE, SHOULD'VE & WOULD'VE!  Why?   Because we learn 80% From Hindsight!  I see I Could've done THAT! So I Should've done THAT!   & IF I had known How much Pain the Faillure would cause, I Would've Done THAT!  HINDSIGHT is 20/20! Opportunity looks bigger going, Than it did coming.  You never know what you can do, Till you have to UNDO something you DID! Better CAUTION NOW, that TEARS LATER! If you can't go through, Go over or under or around or Wash it away or burn it or blow it up! BRAINSTORM IT! If your Granma had a Beard, She'd be your Granpa! When you HAVE TO, you CAN! For our Children, We would tear the World apart! If somebody Gives you something, Take it. If somebody tries to take from you, SCREAM BLOODY MURDER! Takers are NOT Givers! It takes ONE to KNOW ONE! Take it easy Greasy, you gotta Long way to Slide! The best laid plans of mice & men Oft gang aglaft! Many a Slip twixt the Cup & the Lip! He faithful in little will be faithful in much. He UN-faithful in little willl be UN-faithful in much. To fail to Plan is to Plan to Fail. All a man's troubles come from Inability to sit in a room & Meditate! (Blaise Pascal) If there's a solution, it's only 1/2 a problem. A well defined problem is 99% Solved! Hoping & Waiting makes fools out of smart people! When success was well mounted, He rode off & fell out of the Saddle! How the Camel lost its ears.... By reaching trying to get Donkey ears! PEACE LIKE A RIVER! I'd give you EVERYTHING I'VE GOT for A Little PEACE of MIND! (John Lennon) If nothing in the PAN;  Nothing on the Plate. Where there's A Will, there's a Way. Where there's no will, there's No Way! Be HAPPY NOW! Nobody guarantees you TOMORROW! Today is ALL you Have! Today is the First Day of The rest of your LIFE. Which is more IMPORTANT? LIFE?  or LIFE AFTER DEATH? Which is more CERTAIN? You KNOW you are ALIVE! But do you KNOW you will live AFTER you DIE? How do you KNOW? Better get drunk than comitt Suicide!  Ha! Everybody KNOWS they're gonna Die, But Nobody Wants to Believe it.  (Wrong!) Everybody BELIEVES they're gonna Die, But Nobody Wants to Believe it. Religion helps people lie to themselves that "There is No Death!" (Written on Mary Baker Eddy's Tomb-Stone Founder of Christian Science.) Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but Nobody wants to DIE! WHY?! The Longest Journey begins with but One Step. Give em an inch, & they'll take a Mile! Life by the Yard is Hard, but by the Inch it's a Cinch! Better to go home & make a net, than To jump in Lake & try to catch a Fish!  Ha! Better to light one small candle, than To sit & curse the darkness. Better Do Nothng than make Something into Nothing! When you got Nothing;  You got Nothing to Lose.  (DLN) One day at a time.  One Step at a time. Success is just an IDEA Away! Your Brain can ONLY think One Thought at a Time! --One Word at a Time!  One Sentence at a Time! A face that ONLY a Mother could Love! The Hen hears the Rooster preaching, but Keeps right on pecking corn. Jumped out of the Frying Pan into the Fire! The Wise Man sees the Danger & hides, but The Fool goes right on & suffers Pain, Damage, & Death! Better meet a Bear robbed of her Cubs, than A FOOL in his Folly A Stitch in time saves Nine! Give em an inch, & they'll Take a Mile! Time flies when you're having Fun! The Only Thing we have to Fear is Fear Itself." "(T. Roosevelt)  WRONG! The Thing to Fear is Not Enough FEAR! The MEEK shall inherit the Earth! Fear is your First Best Friend! It warns you of Pain coming near! Pain is your Second Best Friend! It warns you of Damage coming near! Damage is your Third Best Friend! It warns you of DEATH!  coming near! Death is your Last Best Friend! It puts you out of your Misery!  Ha! Take care of your Health!  You can always kill yourself later!  Ha! A man should stay ALIVE!  If only out of CURIOSITY. Waste Not:  Want Not. Eat it up.  Wear it out. Make it do or do without. Relax!  It'll get you thru anything & everything! Everything I do is an Exercise in Relaxing my Gut & Brain & Body! I NEVER Rush.  I NEVER Hurry.  I'm NEVER Hasty. I NEVER Make a sudden move or sudden decision. I NEVER Panic.  I NEVER Strain.  I NEVER Struggle. I NEVER Suffer any Tension or Stress for more Than a Few Seconds! I stay extremely Sensitive to any smallest STRESS, & Notice it immediately!  & Immediately get Away from STRESS Quickly! I stay extremely Sensitive to any smallest TENSION, & Notice it Immediately & Immediately Relax to the Max & Stay Relaxed while doing everything else!  & If I can't stay relaxed while doing everything else, I STOP everything else & do NOTHING but Relax To the MAX!  Till I CAN STAY RELAXED While doing everything else! WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BREAK YOUR LEG OR ACCIDENTLY KILL YOURSELF  BY STEPPING IN FRONT OF A BUS! ASK YOURSELF  WHY?!   HA, HA!  IT’S A LITTLE LATE TO ASK WHY! THE ANSWER  IS  ALWAYS THE SAME! I DIDN’T GO SLOW ENOUGH & BE CAREFUL ENOUGH & DO EVERYTHING IN THE  SMALLEST  POSSIBLE INCREMENTS! THERE’S   DANGER OF PAIN  IN EVERYTHING!  BUT EVERYTHING CAN BE MADE   SAFE!  & EASY & PLEASANT & EVEN FUN!  IF YOU GO SLOW ENOUGH & BE CAREFUL ENOUGH & DO EVERYTHING IN THE SMALLEST POSSIBLE INCREMENTS!  “LIFE BY THE YARD IS HARD, BUT BY THE INCH IT’S A CINCH!”  REMEMBER   MURPHY’S LAW?  “IF ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG, IT WILL GO WRONG & AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME!” I ALWAYS LOOK FOR MURPHY’S LAW & SEE IT & MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE!  IF YOU DON’T MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE, YOU MAKE IT LIKELY! SAFETY FIRST!  BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY! BETTER TOO SAFE THAN NOT SAFE ENOUGH! BETTER SAFE THAN DANGEROUS. BETTER TOO SLOW THAN NOT SLOW ENOUGH. BETTER TOO SLOW THAN TOO FAST & ACCIDENT! I NEVER RUSH.  I NEVER HURRY.  I’M NEVER HASTY. I NEVER MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE OR SUDDEN DECISION. I NEVER PANIC.  I NEVER STRAIN.  I’M NEVER CARELESS. I NEVER STRIVE.  I NEVER STRAIN.  I NEVER STRUGGLE. I NEVER CURSE, IT JUST MAKES THINGS WORSE!  &   WORSE!  & WORSE!! I  WATCH OUT!  TO SEE EVERY SMALLEST  DANGER OF PAIN!  & SAY IT!  THERE’S  DANGER OF PAIN  IN EVERY LITTLE THING, BUT EVERYTHING CAN BE MADE   SAFE!   & EASY & PLEASANT & EVEN FUN!  IF YOU GO SLOW ENOUGH & BE CAREFUL ENOUGH & DO EVERYTHING IN THE SMALLEST POSSIBLE INCREMENTS! To lose your Money is Nothing!  But, To lose your CONFIDENCE is EVERYTHING! If we could make MONEY & didn't have to EAT & Pay Rent &, we'd be RICH! Hope is your Worst Enemy! Keeping you alive in your Misery! "To day YOU will be With ME in PARADISE! If he will not Work, Neither let him EAT! Better to break the Sabbath & Flay a Pig Carcase in the street, Than to be dependent on others For Food! (?) (Because of Such a Large Post these Proverbs are Continued under the "Jesus Prophecy" Post)